Ziontological ZEX

The Symbol of the Church of Ziontology is composed of two superimposed equilateral triangles, each with a common shared singular orthocenter. One triangle is pointing up, and the other is pointing down, forming a sort of six pointed star, which represents Zion, or the Home Land Security for the eternal Zetan (i.e. you’re true self). It also represents something known as the Final Solution for all wandering souls in all of eternity.
The upward pointing triangle’s three points represent Zeno, Ego and Xeno, and this triangle is often referred to by its acronym “ZEX”. The topmost point is Ego. The lower left point is Xeno. The lower right point is Zeno. Together they represent the singular deity known as Godhead. It has often been said that Ziontology and Trianetics both give great Godhead. And that's what great ZEX is all about.
The other downward pointing triangle represents Body Mind and Soul (BMS). In the downward triangle, it is the sides rather than the vertices that are meaningful. These three sides represent the links known as the "BM" (body-mind) and the "BS" (body-soul) as well as the spiritual bondage between soul and mind, known as "S&M". Of course, a good BM is perhaps the most satisfying experience that a body can hope to have, and there is no question that BS forms the basis of virtually all meaningful spiritual frameworks since antiquity. But it is truly S&M that captures the exquisite essence of the pain and pleasure duality of Zion. It is, after all, S&M that captures the profound love and hate that Xeno and Zeno have for one another, for themselves and for you.
Zeno and Xeno are the dueling deities who have been battling it out, in love and hate, for our souls for trillions of years in what has come to be known as the Space Symphony. The Ego is the deity that represents the self. So you are a deity and you are part of the Godhead at Zion. The Ego is the topmost point, and it represents “you” to you and it represents “me” to me. It even represents “itself” to itself. The word Ego is, of course, taken directly from Latin, where it is the nominative first person singular personal pronoun, and it literally means “I myself”. So Ziontology is very egocentric. It literally is all about you!
Shortly after the outbreak of the Galactic Civil War, many trillions of years ago, the perfect crystalline singularity at Zion fragmented into trillions of spiritual fragments, now known as Zetans. In cosmological physics, this is known as symmetry breaking (a.k.a. the Big Bang). In Abrahamic religion, it is known as the creation myth. In Ziontology, it is sometimes referred to as “Kristallnacht”.
Every sentient being today, including you and me, and all our pets, and so on, are each a shard of that original perfect crystalline symmetry a Zion. It was that cosmological symmetry breaking event that expressed itself as our reality as we now know it, which was initially just a low probability random quantum energy fluctuation. And that created our physical universe. Go figure!
That event is technically known as the two superimposed events labeled, in Ziontology doctrine, as Predicaments I and II. The resulting Zetanic Diaspora of spiritual shards resulted in the scattering of all Zetans, throughout the universe, but the majority ended up either here as earthly humans and other critters (the Azkenazi), or as the alien forms who settled in the Zeti Reticuli (the Zetardi). The Zeti Reticuli is a binary star system which is approximately 39 light years away from our Teegeeyuck (i.e. local dialect “Earth”).
On the other hand, the closely related Trianetics religion has, as its symbol, only one upward pointing triangle, filled with the colors of the rainbow flag. The points represent the same concepts as the upward pointing triangle in the Ziontology symbol described above. But it is filled with the six primary colors (the three additive are interleaved with the three subtractive). The six colors, starting from the bottom going upward are red, yellow, green, cyan, blue and magenta. That is, it is an inclusive multi-colored pyramid scheme, consisting of levels represented as the colors of the rainbow. The actual colors used, referred to as "Altitude Colors", are not identical to, but coincidently coincide very closely with the color bands of the International Gay Flag. Of course Ziontology and Trianetics are open to all races, creeds, and sexual orientations. However, the Trianetic symbol should not be construed as either pro or anti gay. After all, the Zetan is essentially frigid.
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